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Are you a beaver cleaver or the office bike? Would you rather pack fudge or munch carpet? Do you content yourself with paddling the pickle as you’re still a cherry boy?
Sex Slang will not only give you 3,000 words to talk about your favourite pastimes, but also open your eyes to practices you didn’t even know existed.
All words are illustrated by a reference from a variety of sources to prove their existence. This naughty book will give you a spectacular sexual vocabulary from all over the English speaking world, as well as hours of reading pleasure.
over a hundred years had passed before fanny was used in this sense. • Nice kid, that Nadia. Nice, tight, gushy fanny. — Kevin Sampson, Outlaws 2001 fanny batter noun vaginal secretions UK, 2002 • [A] fanny batter bobsleigh. — Phil Jupitus, Never Mind The Buzzcocks 14th January 2002 57 fanny fart | ferret fanny fart noun an eruption of trapped air from the vagina, usually during sexual intercourse AUSTRALIA, 1987 • [S]he could also execute fanny farts. — Kathy Lette, Girls’ Night Out 1987
Dome 1981 bareback rider noun a man who has sex without using a condom US, 1960 • — Harold Wentworth and Stuart Berg Flexner, Dictionary of American Slang 1960 Baseball Annie noun a woman who makes herself available sexually to professional baseball players US, 1949 • It is permissible, in the scheme of things, to promise a Baseball Annie dinner and a show in return for certain quick services for a pair of roommates. — Jim Bouton, Ball Four 1970 bash noun an act of sexual intercourse UK, 1979 8
pants. The stains won’t wash out and now all his trousers have permanent peter tracks. — C.D. Payne, Youth in Revolt 1993 perv; perve verb to lust after another person; to behave as a voyeur AUSTRALIA, 1941 • [C]os he likes perving over my missus, the dirty cunt[.] — Dave Courtney, Raving Lunacy 2000 pet verb < pet the bunny (of a woman) to masturbate US, 1998 • I “pet the bunny” (the female equivalent of “spank the monkey”) at least three times a week about this man. — Dan Savage, Savage Love
Hi, my name is Michael, and I wear a P.A. (Prince Albert) [...] When a P.A. is done the urethra is pierced between glans and shaft and the other side of the ring leaves the penis through the tip. — www.fortunecity.com/village 24th June 2001 Princeton rub; Princeton style noun the rubbing of the penis between the thighs of another boy or man until reaching orgasm US, 1971 Princeton is a prestigious and cultured East Coast university. • Princeton rub – Ostensibly reflects the gentlemanly restraint
step-mom! Whoa! Second base! — Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure 1989 seeing-to noun the act of sexual intercourse, generally considered as the man doing it to the woman UK, 1985 • For God’s sake take me back to your flat in Knightsbridge and give me the most frightful seeing-to. — Henry Sloane, Sloane’s Inside Guide to Sex & Drugs & Rock ’n’ Roll 1985 self-love noun masturbation UK, 2003 • THE SELF-LOVE MIX TAPE – (MUSIC TO LOVE YOURSELF TO) — Paul Sullivan, Sullivan’s Music Trivia 2003 sell